nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

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toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

(Source: louipayne, via blame-the-luthors)

mr-egbutt:

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

otpdestiel:

mirandaisnothere:

moved-the-coin:

why don’t the boys wear iron rings so they can just punch ghosts in the face?

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BRILLIANT

THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE THE WINCHESTER’S JOBS 1,000,000,000 TIMES EASIER:

  • holy water guns
  • salt filled hula hoops
  • exorcism voice memos
  • rugs with devil’s traps on them

someone’s taking notes

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

lorelei-lee:

meera-reed:

somewhereovertherainbowww:

courage.
from the beginning.
until the end.

FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.

Well, there’s the reason why he could have been the Chosen One too.

Neville Longbottom could’ve done it in like 3 books

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

lorelei-lee:

meera-reed:

somewhereovertherainbowww:

courage.

from the beginning.

until the end.

FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.

Well, there’s the reason why he could have been the Chosen One too.

Neville Longbottom could’ve done it in like 3 books

(Source: manhattanendeavors, via hazismy4nippletwin)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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h0llo:

ppl who send texts with this smiley face :-) are future rapists and or serial killers

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tacobell:

This could be us, but you playing.

tacobell:

This could be us, but you playing.

(Source: minimaxx, via tarantinoe)

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

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rehoboam:

pimps don’t do homework srry

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jpgay:

hey handsome…………of that money to me

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jaclcfrost:

[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

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cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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